On a lighter note, I need to know. My wife walk's in the door gives me the "I mad look" and all the sudden I'm on my feet reaching for my shoe's and headed for the door to my room (the garge). This is when I get out the door and find that now I have to go back in the house and face the wife again because my garge keys are no more than 2 feet from where the rolling pin with my name is on it. You see it does not matter if I'm in trouble or not it was just that "I'm Mad" look that sets me to running every time. I have figured out two things about the wife, 1. the "I'm mad look" 2. it's that time of the month "leave me the hell alone". After that i'm clueless! :banghead: Here's what I think. A couple a hundred years ago some idot threw the instruction book away on women so they just stoped handing them out. Now the rest of us have had the pain staking job of muttling our way threw life trying to figure women out. Any body know this guy , I would like to :shooting_smilie2: the dumb ass. First I'd like to ask: If anyone has the instruction book PLEASE share it with the rest of us! OR made be print it up here. If you do, you made it up and your lying threw your smelly shorts....lol. Ok ladys your turn. Where you girls hard wired on guy's on how to screw with us ?? I mean really........ No instruction book, you seem to know everthing up front! Where in the hell are you getting your info?? I have never seen my wife reading a book on guy's, she just seem's to know. This is why I think your hard wired to each other and guys do not have the right circuts to tap into this very importane info. Lord know's you will not share when asked. I mean come on. Let us in on it. One thing that is apparent is this is when gay women and men starting showing up. They know what the same sex want and it's all good! You mix the sex's together and we are right back at the begining of this thread again....... :rofl: Kurt
The book is called the "California Family Code!!" :reddevil: Women can do what ever they want and CA has go their back! Dont worry by the time you figure her out you too will owe her your soul! :toetap05:: but you will have more sex and more fun.. with your new girl friends! then you ever had :hurray: My 2¢
Kurt, what happened was this. The guy with the master copy of the instruction book had a sex change and decided to seek revenge on all the boys that teased him for being different. So he hid the book in another dimension to which only women have access (something about the chromosomes). Girls are issued an instruction manual on men as soon as we are able to read. It includes a chapter called "Guys, and how to screw with them". I received my book when I was 6. I read it and immediately decided to be a lesbian. The reason you never see your wife reading her man manual is because, when you escape to your garage, or man room, your wife teleports to an alternate universe where we hold regular meetings, eat chocolate and exchange ideas on how to screw with our men. So, this is just the way things are and you will just have to deal with it and do the best you can. Good luck.
Couple things I've learned: 1.) If the wife or GF is not happy, NO ONE is happy. Keep her happy at all cost. 2.) Most fights are not worth winning, Just let her win, apologize, and you'll both be happier. 3.) She is usually right, and even if she really isn't, See rule #2.
Damn U R GOOD GIRL. Knowing what I know from the time I have been on this planet you speak the truth. :rofl:
I hope you're joking but if you're not and I was you I'd find a nice woman in the next town. Life is too short to co exist with anger. I had a "mad" looker and she tried to punish me for everything, even what her so called friends and co-workers did to her. All the appeasing and consoling did little good. Now I have peace with a nice woman and my ex has a man just like herself. At first (a few years) she tried calling me for sympathy of her new marriage plight. But when I showed no compassion she’d get into the angry cursing and hate speak. I only regret not retaliating a few times especially when a few friends left due to being afraid of her. Good luck and if you need us visit “safeathome.sos.ca.gov” PS: that book you're looking for is called the holy bible or holy qur'an, both are man man books on discipline
This is just a joke more or less, The wife and I have been married for 29 years. I still have not got all her little mood's figured out. Kurt
Thanks. I new you lady's had a book......lol I would hate to single in todays genration. Meeting Girls and Guy's must be a pain in the butt these days. Everyone playing each other. I think the lady's need to hand out a small sample guide to get us going in the right direction. Think I'll get a puppy...!! lol Kurt